WGHAT TH E FCUKIGN
UMM I AM UNCOMFORTABLE
(via gingerseattle)
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
(Source: ishimeowru, via gingerseattle)
| parents: | no boys at your sleepover |
| lesbian: | :) |
They finally outlawed being a little bitch. It looks like you’re going to prison for life.
(via baglunches)
i feel like my URL is ironic or something cause i’ve literally never changed it ever
mademehavetothrowthelookingglass:
It’s getting warmer. But I’ve just finished knitting this jumper.